Let us have a nice and long conversation about how hard it is to open up to someone you just met. I know that it might be awkward at first. However, the sooner we throw our awkwardness out of the window, the sooner you get to enter my backdoor.

I am the type of person who will laugh at the most inappropriate jokes or at the wrong time. Witty, always have a good quip at the tip of my tongue. Very sarcastic and have a flare for dramatics, I can be over the top at times. Does not shy away from...

Let’s just say that I’m happy with what and who I am right now. I may not be a real woman but I know in my heart and soul that I am one. Anyway, my sexy and luscious body is in desperate need of someone who can play and get naughty with it. Just ...

Suck me off or fuck my tits, I want to moan out loud with pleasure. It's been years since I had a good shag and I need a bloke to set my body afire with desire again. I have forgotten what it is like to sleep in the arms of another.

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .