Instead of breaking my heart, why not break my asshole? You are more than welcome to fuck up my ass. Just make sure you will not also fuck up my life. I am a complete anal slut, so I would pretty much enjoy it if you ruin my bum.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

You don't know my life story, so don't judge me. I have been through a lot of hardships that make me deserving of the happiness I am craving. All I want is to have a man who can be there with me through thick and thin. Is that too much to ask?

Life has been boring lately, and I figured that looking for a gent will make things more interesting. I am an easy-going lass who enjoys the company of randy lads. It not unusual for me to go to pubs just to find a bloke to take home.

Let’s just say that I’m happy with what and who I am right now. I may not be a real woman but I know in my heart and soul that I am one. Anyway, my sexy and luscious body is in desperate need of someone who can play and get naughty with it. Just ...