I am looking for a nice lad who can make me feel special. I know it might be too much to ask from a complete stranger, but I would appreciate it if you can treat me like I am the most beautiful woman in the world.

I'm not saying that I am a slag, but I think I have been on more wieners than ketchup. A fun loving lass who gets down and dirty every chance she gets. Looking for a good time? Then make sure to leave me a message, luv.

As I was organizing my closet, I found the very first love letter I received from a boy. It's already yellowing at the edges and a bit fragile but it brought a smile nonetheless. Now, I am looking for a bloke who could make me smile and take care of ...

I'm bloody thirsty for thick milk to be showered upon my face all the way down to my supple neck. I'd be stoked if we can make it happen the soonest possible time; otherwise, I'd definitely go wild craving for it.

My two amazing holes are deeply aching for something beautiful that will give them chills to the bone. I'll give you a hint. That "something beautiful" must be unusual. If you've got a bright idea, send me a message right away.