Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

While some women might leave you once you initiate to have sex with them, I do the opposite. I will cling to you like a wild octopus and will never let you go until we experience the most ecstatic kind of shagging.

I long for a man who can take me to the beach for slow walks and let me watch the sunset as he wraps his arms around me from behind. I hope there are still lads ou there who can be this romantic. I am so sick and tired of blokes who only want to fuck...

Always been a power bottom ever since I started to have sex. So if you're a top who is still learning the ropes, I would gladly tell you what you're going to do to make sure that the two of us will be smiling from ear to ear once we're done. And if y...