Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

While some women might leave you once you initiate to have sex with them, I do the opposite. I will cling to you like a wild octopus and will never let you go until we experience the most ecstatic kind of shagging.

The kind of foreplay that has my toes curling is when my partner takes time to worship not just my cock, but as well as my baps. Sucking, nipping, and pulling on my nipples as I'm being stroked just makes me go barmy with need.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

I tend to go overboard at parties. Getting plastered and not remembering how I got home the next day is not surprising. What would be surprising though is waking up next to a bloke and not remembering his name. Hate when that happens but gotta fake i...